Tested by Remi B., Roman D., Geoff D., Jeff L.
Man. He seeks the greatest of challenges so that he may defeat them in the bloodiest of combat. Since the creation of the scrumptious, circular, encrusted adversary known as pie, man has sought the most effective method to subdue this devilish delicacy. We strove to carry on this noblest of traditions. Our quest was…
PIEMONADE.
As revealed to us by our hero Strong Bad in sbemail number 111, “When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade!” And thus, the challenge was born.
Our first task was to acquire adequate supplies of pie, lemonade, and ice. This was an arduous odyssey, one that took us from the dormitorium to the nearest cafeterium and back. After assembling these unlikely pawns in our epic game of culinary conquest, we, like the fabled alchemists of ages far-gone, had created an elixir of fantastical proportions.
The preparation of this concoction was simple, surprisingly so since we’d undergone such tribulations to unlock its secret.
OUR PROCEDURE:
1. Fill glass about one-third full with ice.
2. Pour lemonade into glass, enough to fill glass to two-thirds full.
3. Lay a generous wedge of pie gently upon the bed of ice.
4. Admire your handiwork.
5. See Step 4.
6. Repeat Steps 1-5 for as many servings as desired.
7. Grasp glass.
8. Toast to the glory of Strongbadia.
9. Put to lips, imbibe, and savor.
Photos by Catie B. and Remi B.
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